Ode to Danny, who understands perfectly...

[ceebeegee]

Oh, Danny's gay
Flesh pipes, flesh pipes are calling
From men to men, displaying their Gay Pride
The summer's here and all its joys recalling
Its hue, its hue is rainbow-color-dyed

But come ye now, ye Ritchies and ye Dominics
Ye strippers male, ye closet-dwelling dudes
For he'll get drunk and show to thee his swizzle stick
He only needs one cocktail--poof! He's in the mood

Comments

[dry-2olives.livejournal.com]

Swizzle stick? Ouch... At least give him one of those big straws they use for bubble tea.

But quite clever, nonetheless.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

I came up with the first three lines on the fly last night as we were hanging out after the show, and I decided the finish it out this morning.

[dry-2olives.livejournal.com]

on the fly

How appropriate.