For all the Lord of the Rings fans out there...

[ceebeegee]

...guess who was in my elevator when I left work last night?

Elijah Wood.

And he's short! He really is! Smaller than I am, I think. But he has those beautiful limpid eyes. He must have just come from the Rainbow Room (the only floors above us) and was talking with some guy about a director. I kind of stared at the floor and quivered with excitement, and didn't quite get up the nerve to say something to him as we all left the elevator. I always figure, I hate it when strange men talk to me, and I should apply the same logic to celebrities.

Comments

[dje2004.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really. One of the perks of being a celebrity is that strange, hot women want to talk to you.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Strange, hot women, hee! I could wear a low-cut outfit with heels and talk to my other personality. "Hi, Elijah--Jezebel and I want to have a threesome with you. She says you're a nice hobbit."