For all the Lord of the Rings fans out there...

[ceebeegee]

...guess who was in my elevator when I left work last night?

Elijah Wood.

And he's short! He really is! Smaller than I am, I think. But he has those beautiful limpid eyes. He must have just come from the Rainbow Room (the only floors above us) and was talking with some guy about a director. I kind of stared at the floor and quivered with excitement, and didn't quite get up the nerve to say something to him as we all left the elevator. I always figure, I hate it when strange men talk to me, and I should apply the same logic to celebrities.

Comments

[mollyx.livejournal.com]

I always figure, I hate it when strange men talk to me, and I should apply the same logic to celebrities.

Yeah. He would have really hated a gorgeous blonde talking to him. That would have sucked.

[king-duncan.livejournal.com]

Wait, you think he's straight?

[mollyx.livejournal.com]

even if he's not, since when does it ever bother them?

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Oh, you. *blushes* You so sweet.

[dje2004.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really. One of the perks of being a celebrity is that strange, hot women want to talk to you.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Strange, hot women, hee! I could wear a low-cut outfit with heels and talk to my other personality. "Hi, Elijah--Jezebel and I want to have a threesome with you. She says you're a nice hobbit."

[foulpost.livejournal.com]

He's smaller than you? For a guy that's pretty damn small.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

I know! I was all "Mr. Shorty McHobbit there. Even I'm tall next to you."

[xinher.livejournal.com]

I think Elijah Wood is only like 5'5" or something like that. All the hobbit guys are only maybe 5'6".

[wonderpanther.livejournal.com]

I love it when celebrities have a height on record that is totally not that celeb's real height -- like Tom Cruise.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

But I'm only 5'2". He cannot be any taller than 5'3" (I could've been a little off but not much--I am pretty sure he's smaller than me).

[xinher.livejournal.com]

Were you wearing heels?
But then again, maybe he is shorter than 5'5".

[wonderpanther.livejournal.com]

My understanding is that Elijah likes the boys. My source is a friend of a boyfriend. However, I am sure that ceebeegee could have said "Hi" with no offense and only flattery.