I'm so mortified. I just now found out that "Tit-willow" is sung by a man in
Mikado. I can't sing it for the audition. I don't know
Mikado. I know some of its music ("Three Little Maids," "The Sun Whose Rays") but very little about its plot. I was also thrown off because my freshman year, when I was at Mount Holyoke, we sang a compilation of G&S songs, including "Tit-willow," and I just always assumed that was a woman's song, even though we also sang other G&S songs that I knew were supposed to be sung by men, like "For...I am a Pirate Queen!/She is, hurrah for the Pirate Queen!/ And it is, it is a sight unseen to be a Pirate Queen..."
So, back to "The Sun Whose Rays" and possibly "I Cannot Tell What This Love May Be." Or maybe I could do something from
Pirates...or even...
The Pirate Movie. How about "Pumpin' and Blowin'"? That would be just the number to sing for an audition--a song about blow jobs.
Ah-huh, I've huffed and puffed
Just to keep love going.
I'm done, I've had enough
Of pumpin' and a-blowin'.I discovered a site that's devoted to my favorite guilty pleasure, including the script:
The Pirate Movie. Knock yourselves out.