Do I wake or sleep?

How awesome was that kiss that Melissa Etheridge gave her wife last night? I yelled "take that middle America!" and then amended it to "I should say 'take that homophobic America'--I'm sure there are many tolerant people in middle America."

I loved those silhouette dancers--the Snakes on a Plane silhouette was just genius.

Loved Jennifer Hudson winning.

I was kind of rooting for Jackie Earle Haley, Kelly Leak from the original Bad News Bears, but it's terrific nonetheless that he's come back so far.

That speech by the Italian guy went on painfully long. And they should've just cut that nonsense with the guy handicapping backstage, who kept saying fakely "there's lots more Oscar excitement to come!" Go away.

Loved Ellen Degeneres.