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For all of Twilight's ridiculocity, nothing quite compares to their take on the vampire's "weaknesses" (or lack there of). Namely the fact that, instead of simply burning up in sunlight, these vampires sparkle like a stripper covered in glittered body lotion. For those of you not taking notes, this means that the Twilight vampires are not only excessively fast/strong/charasmatic but are also no longer inhibited by the only thing that should be keeping these bloodsuckers in check. So then why bother hiding at all? "Oh, people will know were different if they see us sparkle..." You f**king EAT people! That's a pretty good reason to not give a f**k what they think! That'd be like humans giving up their top spot on the food chain because we were afraid the cows might judge our sense of fashion.
It made me laugh.
For all of Twilight's ridiculocity, nothing quite compares to their take on the vampire's "weaknesses" (or lack there of). Namely the fact that, instead of simply burning up in sunlight, these vampires sparkle like a stripper covered in glittered body lotion. For those of you not taking notes, this means that the Twilight vampires are not only excessively fast/strong/charasmatic but are also no longer inhibited by the only thing that should be keeping these bloodsuckers in check. So then why bother hiding at all? "Oh, people will know were different if they see us sparkle..." You f**king EAT people! That's a pretty good reason to not give a f**k what they think! That'd be like humans giving up their top spot on the food chain because we were afraid the cows might judge our sense of fashion.
It made me laugh.
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Date: 2009-12-03 12:55 am (UTC)