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[ceebeegee]

Did y'all hear about the brownstone that collapsed on the East Side this morning?

What a fucking loser.

Boo hoo, my wife left me. Wah wah wah, my pitiful ego can't take it so I'm going to blow up a building and injure innocent bystanders. Poor, poor me.

What a dickless loser.

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Who knew marriage was such a biggie?

[kimdeal2.livejournal.com]

Perhaps this dude misplaced his instruction manual for the NY elite. For if he had referenced the section on spousal abandonment he would have seen that the recommended action is to have a torrid affair with a resent Dalton graduate. Another lesson on the importance of following directions.