Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Guy

[ceebeegee]

Zarqawi is dead.

Rot in hell, you doughy, NON-IRAQI wannabe, slaughterer of innocent civilians, like Nicholas Berg, Ken Bigley, Eugene Armstrong, Jack Hensley, all of whom are far more worthy to have their names remembered than yours.

My reaction is not very Christian but I find myself unable to achieve that level of decency, frankly. I'm glad he's dead. I hope he was afraid. I hope he died cowering under the bed, like the inhuman filth he is. In honor of the religion you profaned but oh-so-loudly claimed to honor, I'll be lifting my martini.

Comments

[minstrel70.livejournal.com]

I hope he died cowering under the bed...

Unfortunately, laser-guided 500-pound bombs don't tend to leave one much time for cowering. I do hope, though, that he survived the initial blast and had time to contemplate his doom as he bled to death.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

I thought about that--that an airstrike would happen quickly--but it seems he wasn't blown to bits so maybe he did bleed to death. I am a piece of inhuman filth--hath not a terrorist eyes? When you bomb us, do we not bleed?

[minstrel70.livejournal.com]

The news today is that he survived the blast and died on a stretcher while US troops were attempting to administer first aid. Perfect.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

That is perfect. I read he even tried to get off the stretcher.