Buh-Bye

Sep. 9th, 2005 01:47 pm
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Head of FEMA and disaster neophyte Mike "Brownie" Brown has been "relieved of Katrina duties."

Interestingly fewer bodies than expected have been found in the sweeps, which I've been suspecting might be the case for a couple of days now. They kept saying perhaps 10,000, and ordering 25,000 body bags but I thought surely those bodies would've started to surface now, right? They keep saying the official death toll is only like 100--they haven't revised it yet.

Date: 2005-09-09 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollyx.livejournal.com
Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on your way out.

Naw, let it.

Date: 2005-09-09 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minstrel70.livejournal.com
It's really disconcerting to hear my good name dragged through the mud on national TV all day...

Date: 2005-09-09 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com
I was going to put in parentheses "not our Mike Brown, Republican" but I thought you think I was taking a dig at you. You would be a much better head of FEMA than this guy.

Date: 2005-09-13 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollyx.livejournal.com
Can't you just see it?

Mike finds out that Bourbon Street is under water, and the first thing he says, "We're not losing all of that beer! Get me a plane! I'll save it myself."
Soldiers and emergency bartenders showing up the very next day.

He'd have taken action with a quickness, baby!

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