Tatiana for Congress!
Mar. 30th, 2005 04:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceebeegeeFrom my message board, on a discussion of Senator Rick Santorum:
[I wrote] I could never vote for someone whose last name is synonymous with the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. [/Dan Savage]
More to the point, I would never even consider voting for someone who compared homosexuality to bestiality. I would vote for my cat before him (she would make quite a good Congressbeast, now that I think of it, although she would be easily distracted by feathers). I can't believe he's a Senator, no less--I thought the House usually got the freaks.
[Djeber replied] Our current congressmen are easily distracted by steroids in baseball, brain-dead women on life support, and Janet Jackson's bare nipple, so it seems to me we'd be breaking even here.
Can you imagine Tatiana during confirmation hearings? She'd be listening politely to somebody testifying and then would immediately focus on some feathery bit of fluff halfway across the room, that would certainly have to die. Because America must be protected from the evil bits of fluff that lurk everywhere.
Tatiana for Congressbeast!
[I wrote] I could never vote for someone whose last name is synonymous with the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. [/Dan Savage]
More to the point, I would never even consider voting for someone who compared homosexuality to bestiality. I would vote for my cat before him (she would make quite a good Congressbeast, now that I think of it, although she would be easily distracted by feathers). I can't believe he's a Senator, no less--I thought the House usually got the freaks.
[Djeber replied] Our current congressmen are easily distracted by steroids in baseball, brain-dead women on life support, and Janet Jackson's bare nipple, so it seems to me we'd be breaking even here.
Can you imagine Tatiana during confirmation hearings? She'd be listening politely to somebody testifying and then would immediately focus on some feathery bit of fluff halfway across the room, that would certainly have to die. Because America must be protected from the evil bits of fluff that lurk everywhere.
Tatiana for Congressbeast!
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