Fucking gutless yellow-bellies...

Stop. Selling. Look at the news, you stupid fucks. The war is almost over. Stop fucking selling so we can have a recovery, finally.

Some people shouldn't be allowed near money. If you freak out at the sign of rain, don't bother investing. You're just spooking everyone else.

The Iraqi Liberation

Psst. Hey. Iraqis.

Happy Liberation. Your celebration is bringing a smile to my face.

I just hope we do right by you.