Office Pleasures
Aug. 3rd, 2004 09:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceebeegeeI love shredding stuff. I get so much shit in the mail with my address and information on it, and being the smart little credit report protector that I am, I shred it. It's so satisfying sticking all that nasty potentially dangerous paperwork into this toothy maw and hearing the grrrrrr sound as the machine chews it all up.
Feed me!
Does it have to be paper?
Feed me!
Does it have to be 2-ply?
Feed me, Clara...feed me all night long!
I also love walking into the kitchen for coffee and seeing a box full of goodies...muffins and bagels and whatnot. It's like finding a dollar bill on the ground.
Feed me!
Does it have to be paper?
Feed me!
Does it have to be 2-ply?
Feed me, Clara...feed me all night long!
I also love walking into the kitchen for coffee and seeing a box full of goodies...muffins and bagels and whatnot. It's like finding a dollar bill on the ground.
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Date: 2004-08-03 08:10 am (UTC)I love you.
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Date: 2004-08-03 08:18 am (UTC)