Lullaby and good night...
Sep. 26th, 2013 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceebeegeeI am literally laughing so hard I had to redo my makeup.
Lullabies for "Misandrists."*
*A nonsense term coined by bitter men who want to cast themselves as victims of the imaginary matriarchy for various reason, often having to do with their inability to have sex with women on demand.
Some choice selections:
Little boy blue, come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
We killed him and hid his body under the haystack.
Already far too many men blow their own horns.
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came the sun and dried up all the rain
along with the dead and shriveled carcass of the idiot spider who in his foolishness thought he could best the rain goddess and had only his own pathetic and meaningless death to show for it
And my favorite:
There once was a girl
and she had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead
and it shot lasers at dudes on the street who told her to smile
And anyone who responds with some variation on "what if the genders were reversed" is immediately remanded to Satire 101. There is no such thing as misandry; it is a made-up term for a non-existent phenomenon.
Lullabies for "Misandrists."*
*A nonsense term coined by bitter men who want to cast themselves as victims of the imaginary matriarchy for various reason, often having to do with their inability to have sex with women on demand.
Some choice selections:
Little boy blue, come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
We killed him and hid his body under the haystack.
Already far too many men blow their own horns.
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came the sun and dried up all the rain
along with the dead and shriveled carcass of the idiot spider who in his foolishness thought he could best the rain goddess and had only his own pathetic and meaningless death to show for it
And my favorite:
There once was a girl
and she had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead
and it shot lasers at dudes on the street who told her to smile
And anyone who responds with some variation on "what if the genders were reversed" is immediately remanded to Satire 101. There is no such thing as misandry; it is a made-up term for a non-existent phenomenon.
