If anyone's tried to call me today...

[ceebeegee]

...I accidentally left my cell at phone.

Comments

[omni-bot.livejournal.com]

I tried one billion times.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Well, you can just STOP RIGHT NOW.

[foulpost.livejournal.com]

You left your phone where? I believe you have committed an error.

[omni-bot.livejournal.com]

I can't stop until you answer.

Confuse me?

[mollyx.livejournal.com]

Left your cell at phone?

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

At HOME. In my GYM BAG.

Along with my wallet which I keep doing and which is very annoying when I do.

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

From hell's heart, I order thee.

[kellygirlnyc.livejournal.com]

I hate that. I am leaving my damn wallet at home all the damn time. It makes it very difficult to buy things like metrocards.

Re: Confuse me?

[foulpost.livejournal.com]

She's already been corrected don't make me correct you too because I am NOT in the mood.

Re: Confuse me?

[mollyx.livejournal.com]

You don't scare me, large White man!

[omni-bot.livejournal.com]

I have an I hart Darth icon from yesterday... not uploaded yet.

Re: Confuse me?

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

"Corrected"?

Oh no, he di'int!

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

OMG, is that the cutest or what? I love the one where Padme comes in ready for bed, trailing a Princess outfit.

[omni-bot.livejournal.com]

hehehe

Re: Confuse me?

[mollyx.livejournal.com]

you better handle your business, girl.

Re: Confuse me?

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Mmm-hmm.

SURPRISE!

[son-of-ottie.livejournal.com]

HellOO! I started me yurnol toodee!
I am SO bored Clara. SO BORED. I wish we had off Friday's in the summer. BOOOORRRRRRWRWRWRWRWRRRDD. (And I can't seem to stop farting)
I just love you Clara. I wish we could ever spend time together. Other than that unfortunate beached-whaling affair a few years (!) ago (was that 9/09/01???????) we have ONLY seen each other at parties. I have never done a show with you. Good Gawd...ummmm...who ARE you???
Oh! That's right...sometimes I catch a glimpse in the mirror and I, I, I...I, I just "WEEE!", y'know?
*sugar-smacks self*
Bitter, uh BETTER now.
Go write in my cyber-pad o'paper!
XO!
Keith

Re: SURPRISE!

[ceebeegee.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, that freaked me out until I saw your name at the bottom. Your tone was so familiar, I was like "Is this someone I used to date?"

Okay. Friended you back.

I love you too!