Mark Reads Harry Potter

I'm reading Mark Reads Harry Potter right now, and he's halfway through Deathly Hallows, the chapter after Ron storms out. Someone posted:

THIS BOOK IS A HORCRUX

IT SYNCHRONIZES WITH YOUR SOUL AND THEN STEALS YOUR HAPPINESS

MYSTERY SOLVED

And someone responded:

JK Rowling slaughtering innocents (fictional characters) in order to make herself (as an author) immortal?

Yup. The whole damn series fulfills the requirements of a Horcrux.

And a third person wrote:

Imagine an exchange between the author and her editor prior to the publication of the first book:

JK Rowling: It's not just this book, either. I have six more planned after this.
Editor: Let's see how the first one sells before we talk about any sequels.
JK Rowling: But seven is the most powerful magical number. Wouldn't seven books make the sales better?!?!
Editor: Well, yes, if they are well-received, then we'd make a killing!
JK Rowling: *evil smile* You have no idea.

Love it!

On another entry, someone posted this picture of Snape returning to Hogwarts as headmaster:



Check out those robes--clearly Snape has been hitting the gym the past summer!