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ceebeegee ([personal profile] ceebeegee) wrote2012-12-20 05:36 pm
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This is so effed up, I don't know where to begin...

...Former 3-time Olympian, Motivational Speaker and Generally Incredibly Successful Person Outed as a Vegas Escort.

As in...recently!  She was doing this this past year! "Beginning last December..."

My mind is whirring--this reads like an Onion article.  A three-time U.S. Olympian whose illustrious running career has included a Nike TV commercial, a swimsuit calendar, and ongoing promotional work for Disney has spent the last year doubling as a $600-an-hour call girl, an astounding secret life that she now regretfully calls a “huge mistake.  YA THINK.

Favor Hamilton expressed concern that her story would be “sensationalized” by a reporter. It is hard, though, to imagine how that could occur. [The snark factor is strong with the TSG article.] The actual events of the ex-Olympian's past year already seem like the fever dreams of a Lifetime producer who decided to adapt Luis Bunuel’s “Belle de Jour” for basic cable.

Aside from the complete what-the-flying-FUCK factor....she sounds emotionally ill.  Depression apparently runs in her family (her brother committed suicide) and she herself suffered from post-partum depression.  A lot of what she says sounds not just naive but numb.


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