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ceebeegee ([personal profile] ceebeegee) wrote2008-10-23 12:31 pm
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Make Your Own Inappropriate Joe the Plumber sign

Courtesy of Duncan, a fantastic link from the ONTD LJ (which got this from Wonkette):

Make Your Own Inappropriate Joe the Plumber sign

The McCain website has this fantastic new feature in which you design your own “Joe the Plumber” anger bear sign, about taxes. As the example above demonstrates, however, there is high potential for CHILDISH ABUSE with this thing, and so far we’ve submitted nine different signs that the website *promised* to e-mail to us, and none of them have come. Not even our most benign — dare we say courteous? — submission, “I am Walnuts the fucktard.” We give up. Now you people go ahead and try, and if you get any good ones past the filter demons, please send them our way.

HILARIOUS. I have been cackling madly at my desk for the past five minutes. Some goodies:

"I AM Your Mom
THE Prostitute"

and

"I AM Levi
THE Dropout"

And then they get even better:







For my poetry geek side:



For my Star Wars geek side:



For awesome esotericism:



And for sheer delicious randomness:

[identity profile] namfle.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The "destroyer of worlds" nearly destroyed ME. Good job!

-elf-

[identity profile] dry-2olives.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya know, I was trying to think of a funny one but then I figured the truth was silly enough...

I AM Michael
THE Theatre Critic
DON'T TAX ME
FOR WORKING HARD

[identity profile] alexlady.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
HA HA!!!!

ohhhhh, so excellent. i liked

I am G. Gordon Liddy
The other terrorist

[identity profile] nppyinzer.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm upset that the first line that came to my mind (I'm the goddamn Batman!) was already taken, but I came up with a few more.

Image (http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/nppyinzer/?action=view&current=joe7.gif)

Image (http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/nppyinzer/?action=view&current=joe2.gif)

Image (http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/nppyinzer/?action=view&current=joe3.gif)

Image (http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/nppyinzer/?action=view&current=joe4.gif)

Image (http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/nppyinzer/?action=view&current=joe5.gif)

[identity profile] nppyinzer.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If it wasn't too long for the text fields, I was going to make

I AM warning you, Javert. I'm
THE stronger man by far.

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I am giggling madly right now. Tears, man. What a great idea!

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
One of my favorite lines from Tootsie:

Image

[identity profile] minstrel70.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for this. I've been pretty depressed since it became apparent that the election is over. Now at least I can laugh at the ridiculousness of the campaigns.

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
:) Election season is always tough.