[identity profile] omni-bot.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to punch her in the ovary.

She needs to go back to Whore-Pirate Island.
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[identity profile] omni-bot.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She is a meaniepoohead!

A Whore-Pirate-Meaniepoohead Vampire lady.

[identity profile] omni-bot.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear her vampire fangs aren't in her mouth but rather in her "girlie place"

*Yes I did steal that from Blade 3*

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe the Latin term for that is Vagina Dentata.

[identity profile] omni-bot.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you are correct. I can tell I already like you. You are a keeper.

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I first heard that term in high school, from my English teacher of all people. I was all "Hmm, must remember that. Good thing to throw into casual conversation."

[identity profile] omni-bot.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
My english teacher wasnt' that cool... but I went to a catholic school

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
My high school was very cool...most of my classes were tiny and we had all sorts of nicknames for the teachers. I called a few of them by their first names. It was awesome.

[identity profile] omni-bot.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*hates on you for your fun, liberal education*

[identity profile] ceebeegee.livejournal.com 2005-01-10 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She is a big poopy head, for sure. But it is hilarious seeing these long, desperate attempts to justify her shitty actions--oh, excuse me, those of her friend "from afar."