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Stop paying for barium enemas!
From the Washington Post, the most recent Style Invitational winning entries, "in which we asked you to come up with Subject lines guaranteed to cause a person to delete an e-mail, unread":
Third Runner-Up: tH!s 1s n0T $p@M!!! Opê No \/\/!!!!! Qqr pblt
Second Runner-Up: An important message for you from Lyndon LaRouche's nephew.
First Runner-Up: Earn Thousands Through Hard Work and Diligence!
And the winner of the colorectal necktie:
Meet LONELY MARRIED WOMEN who want to go shopping for window treatments with your wife!
Honorable Mentions:
Michelle, enlarge your penis NATURALLY!
First time ever, the 1936 Republican Convention on CD!
I found you on classmates.com -- you slept with my mom 18 years ago.
You may have won a trip to East St. Louis!
See Britney Spears in a heavy parka!
THE WOMEN OF HAMAS!
Need Help With Your Resumay?
I am Lulu, voluptuous, horny, and 13. Contact me at OPERATIONJAILBAIT.gov
We are just barely 18, and we have print cartridges!
No nipples? No problem!
This is the seventh-to-last-time you will receive this message!
Stop paying for barium enemas!
Free screen saver -- The Faces of Smallpox
Help me find myself! Send $$$
Unemployed Telemarketers Need Your Help
Want a king-size F.I.S.T.U.L.A. in one week?
You may already have won a necktie promoting awareness of colorectal cancer!
Hot Afghan women in skimpy burqas! You can almost see their ankles!
Fat Tony & Co. will take care of your debt FAST.
Urgent Assistant required for penniless beggar.
Free! Alex Trebek's guide to Balto-Slavic pronunciation!
Gals, get droopier breasts!
Watch TEENAGE GIRLS taking the SAT exam!
Defeat the Do-Not-Call Censorship Nazis!
Deposit $100,000, get FREE CHECKING
Get Your Internet Provider to Add Al Jazeera
Three out of two people win at the Nigerian Powerball! Why not you?
Lonely singles in your area looking for help moving to a five-story walkup this weekend!
Sign Up Now for Glorious Martyrdom Operations
Subjects needed for genital wart lancing tests.
Make Your Wife Think You Are Bob Dole in Bed!
Did you know you can REQUEST an IRS audit?
Please help me check my computer: Is this attachment a virus?
Master Tic-Tac-Toe in 30 minutes!
Old joke, but still funny
Alan Greenspan-Andrea Mitchell honeymoon video XXXX
And Last:
Make big Buck$ selling colorectal neckties!
Third Runner-Up: tH!s 1s n0T $p@M!!! Opê No \/\/!!!!! Qqr pblt
Second Runner-Up: An important message for you from Lyndon LaRouche's nephew.
First Runner-Up: Earn Thousands Through Hard Work and Diligence!
And the winner of the colorectal necktie:
Meet LONELY MARRIED WOMEN who want to go shopping for window treatments with your wife!
Honorable Mentions:
Michelle, enlarge your penis NATURALLY!
First time ever, the 1936 Republican Convention on CD!
I found you on classmates.com -- you slept with my mom 18 years ago.
You may have won a trip to East St. Louis!
See Britney Spears in a heavy parka!
THE WOMEN OF HAMAS!
Need Help With Your Resumay?
I am Lulu, voluptuous, horny, and 13. Contact me at OPERATIONJAILBAIT.gov
We are just barely 18, and we have print cartridges!
No nipples? No problem!
This is the seventh-to-last-time you will receive this message!
Stop paying for barium enemas!
Free screen saver -- The Faces of Smallpox
Help me find myself! Send $$$
Unemployed Telemarketers Need Your Help
Want a king-size F.I.S.T.U.L.A. in one week?
You may already have won a necktie promoting awareness of colorectal cancer!
Hot Afghan women in skimpy burqas! You can almost see their ankles!
Fat Tony & Co. will take care of your debt FAST.
Urgent Assistant required for penniless beggar.
Free! Alex Trebek's guide to Balto-Slavic pronunciation!
Gals, get droopier breasts!
Watch TEENAGE GIRLS taking the SAT exam!
Defeat the Do-Not-Call Censorship Nazis!
Deposit $100,000, get FREE CHECKING
Get Your Internet Provider to Add Al Jazeera
Three out of two people win at the Nigerian Powerball! Why not you?
Lonely singles in your area looking for help moving to a five-story walkup this weekend!
Sign Up Now for Glorious Martyrdom Operations
Subjects needed for genital wart lancing tests.
Make Your Wife Think You Are Bob Dole in Bed!
Did you know you can REQUEST an IRS audit?
Please help me check my computer: Is this attachment a virus?
Master Tic-Tac-Toe in 30 minutes!
Old joke, but still funny
Alan Greenspan-Andrea Mitchell honeymoon video XXXX
And Last:
Make big Buck$ selling colorectal neckties!