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Hee
I'm reading the Television Without Pity recap of one of my favorite guilty pleasures, Center Stage. This made me laugh out loud:
Kathleen is dancing Juliet and Cooper is Romeo. It's the balcony scene. They dance. They're good. Cooper, in particular, is a much better dancer than he is an actor, and his junk in his tights is absolutely enormous. Look, I'm not saying it does anything for me; I'm just saying, it's...there. He obviously wants me to notice it, and now I have. He also has an ass you could crack a walnut on.
and
Thus kicks off a balletic showdown between Cooper and Charlie over who can do the bigger, showier, show-off-ier move to impress Jody, as though she has eyes for anyone but Cooper. It keeps getting bigger and bigger (and a disconcerting number of Cooper's moves end with him on his knees, slowly raising his arm as he points, which just is not cool),
Kathleen is dancing Juliet and Cooper is Romeo. It's the balcony scene. They dance. They're good. Cooper, in particular, is a much better dancer than he is an actor, and his junk in his tights is absolutely enormous. Look, I'm not saying it does anything for me; I'm just saying, it's...there. He obviously wants me to notice it, and now I have. He also has an ass you could crack a walnut on.
and
Thus kicks off a balletic showdown between Cooper and Charlie over who can do the bigger, showier, show-off-ier move to impress Jody, as though she has eyes for anyone but Cooper. It keeps getting bigger and bigger (and a disconcerting number of Cooper's moves end with him on his knees, slowly raising his arm as he points, which just is not cool),